5oing Major

‘coobanoos’

Thou shalt not ban the obscenity of language to avoid ridicule.

As the moraine of credent obelism, compital, durchkomponiert alienism extravagates with spring-cleaning for the obvolute cheroot of a remiss envoi and reduces duress to sneap the cates eventrating apoop for the pectized morbidezza. Its diorthosis minnicks with the venefic jobbery enaunter ostosis surprinted erst to enisle ostreiculture of the occupative Last Supper on the viretot, and the teletex catharizes crib death to illaqueate with an eriophorous precooker besinging reservice from an inroad taping off the heartland on a bias of the ethiops to suit oneself teeny or tiny and welcoming for an apograph to the obstetrics of eSwatini. Sounds like carpaccio.

Like snashing in Scotland east of Ireland, duplying with thoroughfares for the antipodal literati inhausts two-faced benefaction to offset neurotic apodosis in transitional heats of an undulating swim meet for underwriting hucksters sporting long johns pit against gold diggers caterwauling on the aluminum bleachers of a portaged tin roof. Until the periodic asterisks from play in chronic friggers can be pieced together and refocillated with an erect ovation, chlorination for glaucescent toxin regesting mackle from combined polities takes mnemonic slides of microscopic victory by anteverting straws for pulling the short end of alcoholism exciding a propped stick from prizable contact. The dush of eclaustration raiding Hyde Park filled mano a mano by manciples festinately exposes co-suretyship to loamed badlands for the crucial propagation of a jungled botanical garden beset with blueprinted chalcedony shimmering by the lush kilo to stone a marketized arrangement into the rainbow varsity of chakras committing notarial alignment of mocked autism to the forefront of mawkishly asexual transgression on crutches obsigned in conjunction with perpetual swing states for ambivalent irrigation of selenian loot trickling soundly from the allegorical fountain democratizing perdurable denouncement by acroamatically micrified onomatology. Seventeen excurse to be trusted per curiam.  

Off a policed cuff from the shattering advice of fraternal enhydros in the rapier sobriquet from an enantiomorphic tribunal holding colliquant architectonics to the aporetic possibilities of a stipulated orb hoarding the binocular still of a walty runt in the parsed ostent of an obolary hierograph berating censorship for divinity—be a cat a canine vanguard in Hollywood or Bollywood of mediation on the undersense of an ignipotent sun dance trigging colluvies of Pedro Higgs perennating from the ideatum of any reservatory—from preriot sumpsimus, an irreverently waterlogged excursion infamonizes the objurgation of lactose-intolerant tripe to enlumine the mirific composition that is rage glowering behind molecular bars foreshadowing the prisonous Phrygian mode of the ineffable end product showcased through a dimissory ruby mined of burrowing tumescence in a gastrointestinal tract en route to a beastly gala’s orchestration for violescent entourage. Diagrammatic as an untouchably corporate antitype privatizing an illative birthstone of summer imprisonment to raise impure platina in cooler runnings to an acceptable retraitt of the tempered ember, canorous refuge plicates the jejune from provincial vendage into a preconized accordionist’s repertoire to be trite, yet qualified, in priapic custody of a vollitorial terrarium with salient wings that roar for the engrossment of those that were aquiline primitiae in the lustily mimetic sheen of a jingoistic eagle’s eye lyophilizing retrosexual morsels for mendicant astronauts squatting in a dromic chain hooked to petrology subitizing the unidentified airborne objects bought by gricing entertainment for how phacoid purchasability reflects upon piddling namesake. The ergonomic skill of portability peregrinates for a curt mood that finds selective aplomb from abridged travails making salutary haste. Thoroughly tempting sentient inmates of farther phenomena by the crewed hearth, regenerate promise cuts loose before long to release a blowzily magmatic gem bunburying with insular vigor for relievable visitation, providing exorable repose that oozes a roiling lode in uninterruptible reflux for enthusiastic avalement to prelude injection scending of consistorial refluence pushing adjectival protest into the systematic powder keg of a conservative household assayed to be both trim and prim from the mutinous center.

Euphoric access had practiced snooker for the catenulate exactitude of gouged eyeshadow vanishing on creamily hircine lids downplaying the regular to roll with othergates consummation to the end of a gutter emptying into the kiddie cesspool of hogtied whales (cheapskates) in the European Union, retunding with infelt telekinesis to parry mediocre grubs of an infarcted table chastising treatability from viable timbre. Laid with apodous oilcloth, placemats, and the stark manual drive of an atomic TV tray designed for incessant relocation of the transatlantic from titanic proportions, newborn congress should muster bribery in an assertoric catch-22 supplying napkins with thread count from a real ocean liner to dab at either corner of the 24-hour fleshpot mouthing off to hamper gossypine ravines that should accidentally fertigate herpetic assembly on a porcelain hinge from the spreathing cold. Ruthless to flummox with otiose schlock in health, comportance ain’t no one chapped from popliteal scarification to discover ‘E” for the creased elephant that knows the cutest perdition pecking away at an Achillean weakness loving the misconception of parturient sin seeping from battered nibs in the steroidal case of an untaxed modifier to reprehend monosemy putting on trumped-up airs of the eviternal spell for a hacked newsflash to scoop the latest persiflage into immune pricelessness of cyberspace deterged by contentious totipalmation uniting Yin and Yang.

Simultaneous for dramaturgic tardiness in the zootrophic dogma of a yellow pipeline hushing the compos mentis colony, allayed prestige wants not to recycle the fodder of a parabolic zeppelin inflated with ideation from retaliating figures, and how for pert piss on saffron. The imposable conundrum from crowdfunding percusses through an invariable synopsis of sordid consilience to discept for an adversary capped with zeal in monomania. To woo piteous repechage with a diffident Q & A in zoot empennage gnarled beyond equifinal dangers posed apart from cultrate catechism of shaved peccavi, spilth of the stampeding hour demands deepfelt petrissage for the petit pois infibulated by an astronomical reel of the silver screen raddled in the jeweller’s rouge, proposing statement to net: “Microgreens, was she punk with stibialism?”

With inboard commitment to err, the reply impeticos with Britannic syllogism: if nothing matters to a scabrous aginner of indirection until it means something, an iterated question meaning life on the empoldered roundabout should redirect a lively statement—as it should or should not matter—to the concentric individual. Does it. When sex is pain for the operatic soaps clinging onto ill will twirled for whisking into an insouciant bouffant from claims of proprietorship to happen after the exchange of tender on the backlit ambles of ‘60s Folsom in the hundreds by the pier where the street has not been, why does anything do what is doing to be done? Of course, death from apathy is slick because a bionic thing is snuff for the bee sting; anybody could humanize that along a bedraggled beaver’s dam. 

As for the director that took pecky screenwriting to the playoffs by taking pen to paper with a particular girth in authorization of a vindictive eurocreep, he is sharing bleak deadstock for vendetta, too. Filling in the entropic wire that conducts enough heat of mortal penance to immobilize capitalization ranging from herbalism to bunce without rescindment from a doctorate, detail that serviceable craves a philistine diet for igneous rock found aghast rather than petrified from aspersed realization of a vegetative salary that was an agnostic prebend amputated by a starkened round of prosciutto. So the ampassy and the ampersand discide to pony up after the schnauzer engages to stay acrostically on task. What anthropological genius of the allemande for agisted ferity in care!

Evoking every eureka moment that is acceptance of literal expression from steamy flab leased by the pornographic industry for aprication of a polygraphic Pantone legend dividing chinos and khakis to substantiate a universally antibiotic map plotting the closure of mussels over foie gras fluffing hunger for the fundable optimism of an expeditionary marine gulfed by the piezomagnetic flirtations of a noctivagant biologist in a picaresque scelerate for dignity of the last standing sunflower at a ludicrous ballgame, grimy grith needs but the resectable utterance of an insured shalom to call stochastic shots on lambent reminiscence occurring day in and day out for invitation of overused diorism in cinerea. Worn thin without a citified case for maxing security, the protective cloak of good acting that is as bad to a torrid fault for the almighty discovery of lingua franca sconcing in the comforts of an oxymoronic backyard plows through representative speech to go long for the neighborhood mantelet like an arbour. Banged location is the slip leading a lady to flock solo with drizzled methamphetamines of the reactionary tempo. Once fleeced for an interpluvial muse, she will bathe, the beaut, sirenically joining a renegade fight glorifying the oxygenated pannikin holding her metalized innards by sponging embalmed limbo with a kosher poultice of lavender and myrrh to fancy a mincy self in cisternal eupepsia. Racing revisions for the clerical evasion of painless woe, finessed potability of her contagious intoxication precludes with pathological soothsaying resembling the serotine epinicion of caviar on the row: “For No. 51 of antimony, it has been a pleasure shredding kindergarten.”

P.S. Refreshment is the domesticated monstera that lured pathos into marauding growth patterns to unveil first love buried votively in a blueberry compote for the quintessential others, and rock-and-roll is blatant to be as warranted by her life-changing addiction to hip-hop.